The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.