The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.