The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion. You're a blizzard Dairy.
Saw a man at the supermarket today who was saying the most nasty things while walking up and down the aisle, picking different kinds of breakfast-food off the shelves, shouting at the boxes and putting them back again. I asked the manager what his problem was. Turns out the guy's a cereal offender.
I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing. Because he's orange and Nothing rhymes with orange.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.