The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.