The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My mother does unspeakable things at the beach. She sells sea-shells on the seashore.
Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
I’m so excited for the new Toy Story action figures! I’m getting a woody.....
I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Wooden start.
Oi what do you reckon is a Nazis favorite shark? The Great White, mate.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
My uncle is like a good love story Very touching
a spider a snake and a kangaroo walked into a bar it was a normal day in australia
What’s worse than waking up to pee 30 minutes before your alarm goes off? Not waking up to pee.
My mother in law began to address the elephant in the room I asked her why she was talking to herself.
My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer. "I hope you win" was not the correct response.
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. **That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.**
In what California city did the Flintstones’ family pet forget to apply his sunblock? Sunburnadino