The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'