The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.