The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!