The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.