The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.