The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.