The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!

How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!

They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel

The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!