The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud? His life had its prose and cons.

I fell asleep at the mall today... I was counting customers leaving the Apple store

I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them

Does anyone know the actor that played forest gump? T hanks

What would be the best name for a sitcom set in Afghanistan? Minefeld.

I am the breadwinner of the family I make the most dough

My Son’s Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party. His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he’d like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. **That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.**

You are under arrest Police: You are under arrest! Me: Why? Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle. Me: Did you say six? Police: that is correct, six! Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.

I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?

The Air Force is the most patriotic branch of the military Cuz they USAF

I like making self-deprecating jokes. You should know, they are not that great.

Last time I went fishing I caught some sort of clam and got hurt, but I don't quite remember the rest of the day. All I really know is that I pulled a mussel

I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money. I didn’t do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.