The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.