The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moovies.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.