The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling... And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...
French Bottled water French bottled water always makes me Wewe !!
I was discussing my final wishes with my adult children when I said "Regarding disposition of my ashes ... I have no burning desires about what you do with them"(This actually happened tonight IRL, and it was not a Dad Joke, just an inadvertent pun)
My wife makes a great stew Really gonna miss her though.
What's an Irish seven course meal? a six pack and a bag of chips
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!