The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.