The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.