The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I've once fooled an entire class filled with future Doctors, Lawyers, and scientists... Of course they were all in Kindergarten so it wasn't hard

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries. They blow it up.

Why are Muslim youth the best at dealing with pandemics? Because as a Quran-Teen, you always keep Allah by your self.

The rockets were approaching... So Iran.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear Sneakers!

Last year, one of my new year resolutions was too stop being so arrogant and cocky Realised a week into January I didn't need to bother because I am already perfect

Talking makes me feel like a workaholic judge. I'm just sentencing 24/7.

I forgot to pack a fork with my lunch today. It was a pointless lunch.

To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles. In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair

Why was the castle prostitute tired all the time? She worked knights.

I've been watching far too much television lately. My dreams have adverts in them now.

What’s a pirates favorite letter? R? Wrong it’s the C

I still can't understand why my wife was disappointed with my choice of salad dressing I used the finest tuxedo!

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."