The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28. I guess that’s the price of inflation
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom's office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, It is a serious problem."71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
Bargaining A visitor to my market stall was insistent on bargaining. I said "sir, this is America, we don't negotiate with tourists."
What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake
Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives. I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
What did the Spanish ghost have for breakfast? A bowl of ethereal...
The guy who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers He just wanted to put them in their place.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What kind of music do the planets listen to? Nep-tunes!
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home? His sails went through the roof.
Went to the corner shop - bought four corners
How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
What do you a row of bunnies moving backwards? A receding hare line!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.