The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What do you call a religious rabbit? A pray animal
Where do crabs store their money? In the sand bank.
China may be catching up to the US economically... ...but they definitely won’t outweigh us.