The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.