The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the name of that one eyed pirate movies actor? Eye Patchino
How much does it cost for santa to park his sleigh? Nothing- It's on the house
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Where do frogs deposit their money? In a river bank.
What did the buffalo say as his son left? Bison.
What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Can February March? No, but April May.