The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!