The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!