The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.