The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
Larry Flynt, creator of Hustler Magazine, has died aged 78. His family have asked fans do not send flowers... ...but to send nudes
Is your name Jasmine? Because you've always got Aladdin side you.
Where was the first pig discovered in? SINGAPORK!
I went to the club last night, chatted up this German chick and asked her for her number. and you’ll never believe it her number is 999-999-9999.
I taught my dog to climb a ladder... ...because he specializes in roofing.
What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego