The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes? Oh how waffle!
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable
What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much? They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
What is Ravioli's favourite party game? Pasta parcel
A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.
What's does Drum and Bass have in common with my crying son? 160 beats per minute
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
"Why was the slab of marble upset?" "He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."