The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I bought some pantyhose but they kept telling me climate change wasn't real I should have checked the Denier rating
Ruth just dumped me. Told me I was too uptight. Well, now I'm Ruthless.
What do you call a rapper with flatulence? 50 scents.
How do Knights communicate ? Chain mail
Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas? It's super ape peeling.
It’s a little known fact that superstar actor Yul Brynner was a huge Liverpool F.C fan. He also refused to use aftershave as it made his skin come up in hives..... Yul never wore cologne!
Two surgeons are in an operating room... One has a large cut. The second surgeon asks “would you like me to stitch that up for you?”The first surgeon says “no thanks, I’d prefer to close my own wound”The second surgeon replies “suture self”
I caught my son chewing an electric wire. He is grounded now.
Which state gives you the smallest beverages? Minnesota.
What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can't jump.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.