The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.