The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.