The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? "Supplies!"
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.