The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.