The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I live in MD and the governor is all “Don't go to the bar. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection.” Honestly, Gov. Larry Hogan is starting to sound like my wife.
What do wizzards eat at the beach? A sandwitch
an occupation of a kid Mother: You can't imagine how many times I have to call him before he finally comes to me. I wonder what will he do for a living when he grows up... Father: a waiter?
A kangaroo walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "I suppose you want a Fosters with a frosty mug." The kangaroo says, "No, just give me something hoppy."
“Just put the jelly in the refrigerator” my mom yelled “There’s not enough room” I responded as I tried to jam it in
Sign in a pawn shop window "We value your presents."
I still can't understand why my wife was disappointed with my choice of salad dressing I used the finest tuxedo!
What do you call a pear thats a dad? I don't really know but it should be apparent.
What gamble do English grads have to perfect to become the most dominant in their class? The Alpha Bet.
Why are Scots the toughest guys in the world? They wear kilts in a country where thistles grow waist-high.
How do trees get on the internet They log on
Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising.
The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.
Sign in a pawn shop window "We value your presents."
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet