The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'

If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?

What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.

When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.

A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!