The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!

Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!

Sun: Greg, Mon: Ian, Tue: Greg, Wed: Ian, Thur: Greg, Fri: Ian, Sat: Greg It's the Gregorian calendar.

All last night, it sounded like my neighbors were practicing for their part in an orchestra. I had to call the police to report domestic violins.

What do you do with an Elephant that has three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Kangaroo

Why are roofers always irritated. Because they have to deal with shingles all the time.

An angry customers walks back in a donut shop. He says to the worker:"Why isn't my donut glazed?!The worker respond:"Look sir, i'm not going to sugar coat it."

Playing the drums might hurt your arms... ...but playing the accordion could really harm a knee.

I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...

What’s a sus dudes favorite pair of shoes? SKETCHers