The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.