The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.