The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.