The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Astronauts release a photo of Hurricane Harvey... Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."
What did Tiger Woods get for Christmas? Half of everything.
What does quartz get tired of? Being taken for granite.
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
After weeks of preparation, I was ready to begin my trip across the world to Sydney. I prepared my luggage, boarded the plane, and after 17 hours I was in Australia. I rented a car, drove a while, and at long last I saw a sign that said "SYDNEY LEFT". "Well shit," I said, so I packed up my stuff and went back home.
How do tectonic plates greet each other? They shake lands
April 4th National School Librarian Day I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books. She said, “that sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”
(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis? Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.
I’m giving up drinking, for a month. *(oops, incorrect punctuation)*I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes Because then you are a mile away and have their shoes!
What happens when a dragon gets bored of strip steaks? Flaming Yawn
Why can't the internet dance? Because it has an Al Gore Rhythm.
There was supposed to be a world ending event in 2020 But God just said “Give them a little longer and they’ll do it themselves”
I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday. It wasn't a big deal.
I GOT A FREE FOUNTAIN DRINK AT THE MALL TODAY!! But all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.