The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the ruler factory that went out of business? They just couldn’t measure up to the competition.
Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa, So i Madagascar.
Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
What’s the fastest way to end an argument with a girl? Tell her to calm down. You’ll be dead but the argument will be over. Noticed I said “fastest” way, not “best”.
What are two blondes fighting over, on a motorcycle? Over which one gets the window seat.
I met the world's riches fisherman today "What's your net worth?" I asked."This one was about £10" he replied.
What's black, and white, and OBVIOUSLY belongs in NeverLand? Pan, duh.
We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting. The old one couldn't handle the fax.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. It's a total rip-off
As I was inserting my third battery into my new toy gift... My dad remarked that this wasn’t the kind of puppy that needed batteries. Merry Christmas!
What do you call a long, curved potato with a monetized video channel? A professional U-tuber.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
I wore my "Gandalf for President" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration.