The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.

What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.

30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.