The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
Can February March? No, but April May!'
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."