The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.