The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.

Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.

Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.

Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.

There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!

I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.