The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I’m getting really good at beating computers Captcha thinks I’m not even human
What do you say when a gorilla rips you off? Ask for your silverback.
In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
I’m glad # is not called pound anymore. Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.
"Would you be interested in contributing to our Sperm Foundation Fund?" No thanks, I gave at the office.
How did Juliet maintain constant temperature? Romeostasis.
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet? because they dont have mosquiTOES.
When I was younger, I used to go to the store with a dollar, and come out with a pop, a bag of chips and a pack of gums... Now, they have cameras.