The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

When I was in the library, I found a book entitled "How To Solve 50% Of Your Problems" So I bought 2 copies.

If you're a teenage girl and you need to visit the mall to get supplies for art class, just say so. Don't turn to your dad as you leave the house and say "I'm going to the mall to get felt."

after the invisible man had kids he became a cross dresser. You could say he was a... trans parent

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."

"And this baby is our granddaughter. Her name is Degree." "I'm sorry, did you say Deborah?""No, no. Degree. Our daughter left for University and came back with this. It's her Degree."

I can't believe my literature teacher is forcing me to read and analyze one of George Orwell's books. It's literally 1984.

Went to buy a lighter on Amazon, when I searched, it said, "4.2 million matches found!" Guess I'll have to go to the store.

All last night, it sounded like my neighbors were practicing for their part in an orchestra. I had to call the police to report domestic violins.

What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

Did you hear about the Irish car prices? They're Dublin

French border Officer : Occupation? German Tourist: No No, just visiting

What is yellow in color that you shouldn’t try to drink? A school bus.

I was grilling some lettuce over a fire for dinner. My dad came over, took one look and said: That's chard, you idiot.