The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
What do houses wear? An address.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.