The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.