The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.